» Sgt. Marmaduke

A child soldier who has fought on the front lines of every major engagement of the last 50 years. He knows the evil that humans do and honestly, he found it quite amusing. He lol’d at the Rwandan genocide, he lmao’d with Slobadan Milosovic on nights out in Kosovo and he was on board the first roflcopter into Iraq.

Now he has taken up early retirement and joined Mental Deficiency as drummer, knowing his mercenary skills will be called upon one last time.